Celestaphone & Dealers Of God – Cult Subterranea (WEB) (2025) (320 kbps)

“You are Chosen. Many times have you lived before, so use wisely your intuition and your wit. Do not believe what you have been taught.”

After conquering fear, this protagonist emcee is suddenly visited by all too familiar, stereotypical extraterrestrials, claiming to be “very real” and “definitely not a part of some military hologram or collective unconscious trip.” They offer to assist the emcee in channeling non-physical entities they equate to the Judaic concepts Guf and Metatron. It was all very kabbalistic in nature and made the emcee a little sleepy, party pooping Reality like a TV station tetchily entering a paid programming block. Inquiring the ETs if this means they’ll be reading revered ‘Akashic records’ yields but a curt laconicism “sure, whatever.”

Channels describe today’s Earthly elite as mad scientists of many ilks, whomst tend to fancy a syncretic solar-phallic Jahbuschlongian lodge. A “primordial” archetype included even in “pre-flood” lore— those selling out humanity for perhaps any invention. Whether it’s Tubal-cain or Jack Parsons, ‘innocent’ innovation or downloading from dragons in Agartha, where tech zealots lie, manipulable populace reside. “Nuke fallout’s been their plan for decades but they’ve been lazy, masses will follow if it vaguely vindicates eschatological dogma. Fat cats earn admission to share bunkers with likes of greys and reptoids.”

Tracklist:

01. Deep Underground
02. Taos Hum
03. Moscovium
04. Ayys Hello (feat. Blu & Quelle Chris)
05. Draconian Starseed
06. Chaenodraco
07. Cryo-crypsis-cryptids (feat. MC Paul Barman)
08. Seismic Sounding
09. Drake Passage

Download:

320 kbps – Wayshare